Life without a girlfriend

IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
1. You can stare at any Girl.
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur papers.
4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
5. There can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
6. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
7. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
8. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
9. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop\place.
10. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
11. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
12. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
13. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' freind with ur folks.
14. No nonstop nonsense.
15. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
16. No more tension.
17. You can be "urself". 18. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.